Randomness: "Heat Vision and Jack"

Enjoy!

Play it!

Funny/Not Funny

I've been compiling the following for a while now. It's a list of what's funny, and what's not. This is just a cheat sheet for all you people out there that need directions to hilarity town. So, without further delay here is my Funny/Not Funny cheat sheet:

Not Funny: Bears
Funny: Bear suits

Not Funny: Mentally challenged people
Funny: Retards

Not Funny: Chronic bleeding
Funny: Chronic bleeding from the anus.

Not Funny:
Funny: Penises (Anything to do with the penis is funny)

Not Funny: Wheelchairs
Funny: Electric wheelchairs

Not Funny: Bad drivers
Funny: Bad drivers who are Asian.

Not Funny: Emigrants
Funny: Immigrants

Not Funny: Movies which have old white people pretending to be black.
Funny: Black people

Not Funny: Trash
Funny: White trash

Not Funny: Serious head injuries that cause head trauma and/or brain damage.
Funny: People getting hit in the head with a ball.

Not Funny: Violence
Funny: Violent diarrhea

Not Funny: Piracy
Funny: Pirates

Masterpiece Theatre

I stumbled upon this site recently. It allows you to take clips of Bollywood movies and add your own subtitles. Well, here is what I came up with. Enjoy!

Movie #1

Movie #2

Movie #3

P.S.

Let me know with a rating from 1 to 10 how much you enjoyed each movie. Just add the rating in the comments.

Also, if you make a funny movie send it to me at this
address. I'll post it on this blog.
Thanks.

Ignore this post

Ignore this post. This post is just random words that will get me hits when people are using search engines.

boobs, breasts, boobage, cabbage, porn, wallbangers, the firm, tom cruise, scientology, kevin bacon, dance, naked dance, la macarena, la lambada, jews, money, prostitution, anime, hentai, pikachu, carrot top, cars, honda, sex, backseat, black people, basketball, kobe bryant, gay, shaquille o'neal, batman, robin, tights, fight club, oprah's book club, dan brown, brown stain, chinese food, jackie chan, x-men, wolverine, canada, nickleback, talented, good music, my favourite band, ass, bass, fishing, tuna, vagina, Regina, regis philbin, new york, sexy time, erectile disfunction, viagra, mike ditka.

If I was making a Hollywood movie...

If I was making a Hollywood movie, I wouldn't really care what the plot would be, or what budget it had, or what location it was going to be shot at. The most important part would be the cast. With that in mind I present you my wish list of a cast.

The main character would be played by Crispin Glover. Again, I don't care really what character he would be playing, but his role would require a lot of awkward silences and a lot of stares directly into the camera.

The supporting cast would consist of William H. Macy. He would play some down on his luck porn producer, car salesman, or something else. That's not the point. The point is, at some juncture in the movie he would go crazy and kill at least one person.

Then there would be Clint Howard. That's it. I don't care what he does, as long he's in my movie. Same goes for Steve Buscemi.

And the final cherry on the top would be Philip Seymour Hoffman playing some gay guy with a funny speech impediment.

Doesn't get better than that.

Randomness: Retarded

Man#1: Man, check this out.
Man#2: Yeah, that's retarded.
Man#3 (overhearing the conversation): Excuse me, but I'm retarded. Ok? And we would like to be called mentally challenged and not retarded. I think it's very callous of you to use those kind of words. You sir, should be more cognizant of what you say.
(Man#3 walks away)
Man#2: What a fag.