Famous People and My Family part 2

So I got more pictures for your consideration.

Pawel:

Robert Plant

Dorota:

Victoria from some soap.

Me: (although I don't think so.)

Ray Romano

And finally the main event, Slawek:

Who the hell do you think this is?

I love boobies

( For this post, just to have fun, I will not use the same terminology twice for boobies. That is, since I used boobies here and in the title, boobie is off the list of usable names. )

Yes indeed, they are great. I don't know what it is about them that I love so much. They're only big sacks of fat. The shape of the breasts, the feel of the knockers, it's great. But ladies let me talk to you for a minute about your hooters.

DON'T GET PLASTIC SURGERY ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!

Don't get me wrong, the bigger the mommy bags the better. But fake titties just don't look correctly. More importantly, fake melons don't feel correctly. I haven't had a lot of experience of handling different types of oompas, but the fake milk duds that I have touched were hard as a rock. Sure they were round and perky, but they didn't move like a real rack. I assume that the more expensive the procedure and the filament for the beautiful eyes, the more natural the feel and look. But I'm not sold on fake jugs.

In conclusion ladies, just keep it natural and keep your yum-yums real. Because there is nothing worse than getting a black eye by a hard rock one half of a pointer sister.