Randomness

Favourite test: urine.

Music Videos as Art

One of the things that I enjoy the most is a good music video. In between my posts of hilarity, I will try to share what I think are "good" music videos. As well as inform who is the responsible for the "good" videos and who is responsible for the "bad" ones. I'm trying to do this, to show to the masses what creative art could be. This is a direct knock on the state of music today, as I believe it's in a sad state.

Some of the people whom I respect that are going to be featured are Jonathan Glazer, Chris Cunningham, Spike Jonze, Michel Gondry as well as the group collective known as Shynola.

The Uncanny X-Men

(Due to the sensitive nature of the material of the following post, the identities of the individuals have been replaced with the X-men to protect the innocent. )

So, 4 of the X-men were on their usual lunch hour trip to downtown. The X-men dispatched were Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler and of course professor X. While walking down one of the side streets, they came across a regular-sized used condom. Everybody had a good laugh at why the hell the condom would be there, but professor X had a closer look. And he had this to say: "Wow, look at the size of that condom. And man, look how long it is!".

Damn it professor X, how are we supposed to learn how to control our mutant powers now that we know you have a small penis?

What it's all about.

Basically this blog will be here to express my numerous views on the state of up to and including the following:

• music
• politics
• religion
• tv and or the cinema

Also it may contain the following:

• midgets
• monkeys
• monkey bulters
• midgets being served by monkey butlers
• cars

Thank you.

The start of the end...

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