The Uncanny X-Men
(Due to the sensitive nature of the material of the following post, the identities of the individuals have been replaced with the X-men to protect the innocent. )
So, 4 of the X-men were on their usual lunch hour trip to downtown. The X-men dispatched were Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler and of course professor X. While walking down one of the side streets, they came across a regular-sized used condom. Everybody had a good laugh at why the hell the condom would be there, but professor X had a closer look. And he had this to say: "Wow, look at the size of that condom. And man, look how long it is!".
Damn it professor X, how are we supposed to learn how to control our mutant powers now that we know you have a small penis?
So, 4 of the X-men were on their usual lunch hour trip to downtown. The X-men dispatched were Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler and of course professor X. While walking down one of the side streets, they came across a regular-sized used condom. Everybody had a good laugh at why the hell the condom would be there, but professor X had a closer look. And he had this to say: "Wow, look at the size of that condom. And man, look how long it is!".
Damn it professor X, how are we supposed to learn how to control our mutant powers now that we know you have a small penis?
posted by RJS at 2:33 PM
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