Funny/Not Funny

I've been compiling the following for a while now. It's a list of what's funny, and what's not. This is just a cheat sheet for all you people out there that need directions to hilarity town. So, without further delay here is my Funny/Not Funny cheat sheet:

Not Funny: Bears
Funny: Bear suits

Not Funny: Mentally challenged people
Funny: Retards

Not Funny: Chronic bleeding
Funny: Chronic bleeding from the anus.

Not Funny:
Funny: Penises (Anything to do with the penis is funny)

Not Funny: Wheelchairs
Funny: Electric wheelchairs

Not Funny: Bad drivers
Funny: Bad drivers who are Asian.

Not Funny: Emigrants
Funny: Immigrants

Not Funny: Movies which have old white people pretending to be black.
Funny: Black people

Not Funny: Trash
Funny: White trash

Not Funny: Serious head injuries that cause head trauma and/or brain damage.
Funny: People getting hit in the head with a ball.

Not Funny: Violence
Funny: Violent diarrhea

Not Funny: Piracy
Funny: Pirates